The Emperor's New Barn

Hole!

Once there was a vain goat who's only worry in life was to have an elegant barn. This barn is so elegant and so fine, it looked invisible. Only stupid and incompetent people can't see the barn.

Everyone in the land said, "Look at Lucy's new barn, it's so beautiful"! (that would be the chickens, they are very refined).

Huck, Banjo and Yoda said, "Pssh, that ain't no barn, it's a hole!"

Lucy replies, "It's my barn, it's beautiful and NO BOYS ALLOWED!!!"

Thank you, Aaron, for killing yourself digging the foundation to the new goat chalet!